gemstone-gynoid:

nyanoraptor:

>OWO-branded high-immersion electronic suit that lets you RP super realistically

somebody’s gonna get stabbed in-game and fucking cum in real life

teaboot:

kingchristianx:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

This is… exactly what it’s like teaching preschool

[ID: Screen split vertically in two. On the left, a person holds up the alphabet and points to the letter ‘A’. On the right, the person speaking says 'Ay’ as if in greeting. Person on the left gives a thumbs up, then points to the letter 'B’. Person on the right abruptly begins crying. End ID.]

only-tiktoks:

i-am-an-atomic-bomb:

modogoblin:

jon-jarchivist-sims:

jon-jarchivist-sims:

striders:

Hold on, let me look something up real quick

Yeah this is funny

doorstoplord:

Hey y’all wanna see the worlds most appropriately unhinged phantom of the opera as it came up on my FYP?

anonymousdandelion:

How are other people most likely to mess up your last name/family name?

My name is often mispronounced

My name is often misspelled

My name is mispronounced and misspelled about equally often

My name is rarely mispronounced or misspelled

Once again: Reblog to help find out how many of us share in the Struggle — and you can find the companion poll about first names here.

spaceboytoy:

Every couple of months you have to come on and reassure tumblr users that they aren’t being gangstalked by members of the Russian government the same way you have to gently reassure a horse so it doesn’t kill itself when it sees a plastic bag.

transgayhawkeyepierce:

Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits

the-bibrarian:

watermelon-converse:

alagaisia:

alagaisia:

alagaisia:

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Happy moon landing day!